Candles

candles + fresheners + room sprays from the best folks around!
Condescending Barista Candle
Condescending Barista Candle

Condescending Barista Candle

$24.00
Cuffed Jean Bisexual Candle

Cuffed Jean Bisexual Candle

$24.00
Sober AF Candle
Sober AF Candle

Sober AF Candle

$24.00
Autumn Night Candle
Autumn Night Candle

Autumn Night Candle

$25.00
Don't Be A Dick Heart Candle
Don't Be A Dick Heart Candle

Don't Be A Dick Heart Candle

$24.00
Harvest Pear Candle
Harvest Pear Candle

Harvest Pear Candle

$25.00
This Candle Was Made By A Gay Man Candle

This Candle Was Made By A Gay Man Candle

$24.00
Heavily Tattooed Bartender Candle

Heavily Tattooed Bartender Candle

$24.00
Move. I'm Gay Air Freshener

Move. I'm Gay Air Freshener

$8.00
Mystery Blue Candle

Mystery Blue Candle

$34.00
Sunday Morning Candle

Sunday Morning Candle

$34.00
Orange Creamsicle Candle
Orange Creamsicle Candle

Orange Creamsicle Candle

$34.00
Virgin Who Can't Drive Air Freshener
Virgin Who Can't Drive Air Freshener

Virgin Who Can't Drive Air Freshener

$6.00
I Really Fucking Love You Heart Candle
I Really Fucking Love You Heart Candle

I Really Fucking Love You Heart Candle

$24.00
It's illegal To Be Mean To Me Candle
It's illegal To Be Mean To Me Candle

It's illegal To Be Mean To Me Candle

$24.00
Birthday Bitch Heart Candle
Birthday Bitch Heart Candle

Birthday Bitch Heart Candle

$24.00
Feral Heart Candle
Feral Heart Candle

Feral Heart Candle

$24.00
Football Sundays Candle

Football Sundays Candle

$24.00
Hocus Pocus Candle

Hocus Pocus Candle

$24.00
Tuff Peach Candles - Fall/Winter 2025 Collection
Tuff Peach Candles - Fall/Winter 2025 Collection

Tuff Peach Candles - Fall/Winter 2025 Collection

$26.00
Cunty Heart Cake Candle
Cunty Heart Cake Candle

Cunty Heart Cake Candle

$24.00
Stick Season Candle
Stick Season Candle

Stick Season Candle

$24.00
Book Boyfriend Candle
Book Boyfriend Candle

Book Boyfriend Candle

$24.00

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