{"product_id":"aspiring-retiree-socks","title":"Aspiring Retiree Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person counting down the days, the person who has a retirement date circled on the calendar and talks about it constantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Aspiring Retiree\" — because whether it's two years or twenty, the dream is alive. This sock is for anyone working a job and fantasizing about the day they don't have to. It's the person who reads retirement blogs at work, who has spreadsheets about early retirement, who is absolutely not shy about their exit plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne-size-fits-most soft cotton blend, aspirational message, crew length. These funny socks are made from a super-soft blend of 85% combed cotton, 13% nylon, and 2% spandex. Packaging info: Socks come with paper header and hang tag. Perfect gift for the coworker, friend, or family member who constantly talks about retiring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift boutiques, novelty retailers, corporate gift shops, bookshops with strong gift sections, office humor retailers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRetailers love this because:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Universal appeal for office workers and anyone with a job\u003cbr\u003e• Message creates instant recognition and humor\u003cbr\u003e• Affordable impulse buy for workplace gift exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Photo-worthy design drives social media sharing\u003cbr\u003e• Works for multiple occasions: coworker gift, birthday, milestone\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fun Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":66786781004080,"sku":null,"price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2682\/5952\/files\/4c9614455d2087c3a22393e19719b71abd4f658457134d97b03ad3e20c704d60.webp?v=1778856625","url":"https:\/\/modern-legend.com\/products\/aspiring-retiree-socks","provider":"Modern Legend, LLC.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}